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Spam about spam!

18 November 2014

I found this today in my spam queue and found it interesting enough to be worth publishing. It is a collection of all the most-used spam comments, complete with numerous variations. My spam queue regularly fills with comments taken directly from this list!

Spam about spam!

Submitted on 2014/11/18 at 8:58 am

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